Review: Red Sparrow
So I’ve been pondering for the last four or five waking hours contemplating about how I feel about Red Sparrow.
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Review: Room
My favorite movie of 2015 is Mad Max: Fury Road. Whenever I tell someone this, the most common response I get
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Review: Every Day
This was supposed to be a review for Game Night, which I was planning on seeing last night… and then
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Review: Death Wish
Oh joy, oh joy. How excited I was to see this movie. …No really, I was excited to see Death
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Review: Annihilation
So I had the vast majority of this review written out, and I was fully prepared for what rating I
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Review: Early Man
It’s been a very irritating week. I saw “The 15:17 to Paris”, and that was an awful movie. I read
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Review: The 15:17 to Paris
This review is late. It’s late because I didn’t want to see this movie. I didn’t want to see this
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Review: Black Panther
I use to say that it was hard for me to keep my expectations leveled for Marvel films, but honestly,
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Review: Den of Thieves
Genre: Action, Heist Starring: Gerard Butler, O’Shea Jackson, Curtis “50 Cent” Jackson, Pablo Schreiber, Evan Jones, Cooper Andrews, Maurice Compte,
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Review: The Commuter
Genre: Action, Crime, Drama, Thriller. Starring: Liam Neeson, Vera Farmiga, Patrick Wilson, Jonathan Banks, Andy Nyman, Elizabeth McGovern, Sam Neil,
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Review: Hostiles
Genre: Drama, Period, Western Starring: Christian Bale, Wes Studi, Rosamund Pike, Rory Cochrane, Jonathan Majors, Jesse Plemons, Timothee Chalamet, Adam
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Review: Phantom Thread
Hey guys. I’m trying to get as many Oscar nominations seen as I can so that my article on the
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Review: Proud Mary
There is a subsection of the Action genre I have entitled the “Local Badass Kills Everyone” genre. This has mostly
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Review: Get Out
This is an older review from a while ago that I’m posting now because The Oscars. Ghosts. Monsters. Psychopaths. Demons.
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Review: I, Tonya
It is taking me a very long time to conjure up all of my thoughts about this film. There are
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Review: The Greatest Showman
Honest to goodness, guys I didn’t want to see this movie. There is nothing about the trailers that interested me
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Reviews: THE INTERN, THE PRINCE OF EGYPT, and BRIGHT
Woah, hey guys. The Midwest had something that resembled freezing rain, so my wife and I stayed home all day
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Review: The Post
There are two reasons why I decided to see this movie tonight: I knew this film would be nominated for
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Darkest Hour
Genre: War, Drama, Biopic, History Starring: Gary Oldman, Ben Medelsohn, Kristin Scott Thomas, Lily James, Roland Pickup, Stephen Dillane, Nicholas
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Review: The Shape of Water
I wonder if Hollywood has now realized that sex really no longer holds any of the taboo or mystery that
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