The Emoji Movie

Emoji Movie PosterGenre: Animated, Adventure, Comedy.
Starring: T.J. Miller, James Corden, Sir Patrick Stewart, Anna Faris, Maya Rudolph, Steven Wright, Jennifer Coolidge, Christina Aguilera, Sofia Vergara, Sean Hayes, Rachael Ray, Jeff Ross, Jake T. Austin, Rob Riggle.
Year Of Release: 2017
Certificate: U (UK)
Runtime: 86 Minutes
Director: Tony Leondis
Writer(s): Tony Leondis, Eric Siegel & Mike White
Synopsis: “Gene, a multi-expressional emoji, sets out on a journey to become a normal emoji.” IMDB

 

Do you hear that? That is the sound of a thousand terrible critics coming this way. If they find this review, they will crush it, grind it into tiny pieces and blast it into oblivion. When have I ever shied from unfavourable reviews or thoughts? Never, and it will be no different here.

To start things off in case you don’t want to carry on; I personally was more entertained by ‘The Emoji Movie’ than ‘La La Land’ or ‘Moonlight’.

Still here? Ok I won’t go on too long, but safe to say, really, this film is NOT that bad!
Emoji Movie 02Yes, it’s devoid of anything new, original, ground-breaking or revolutionary, but what is? I’ll give them the fact that they’ve taken audioless and motionless digital images and created a short and snappy kids film with enough imagination to fill 85mins. I am sure many of a certain age/culture will loathe the use of emojis in modern society, but they are a global form of communication now that is recognisable in any circumstance. Lazy? Yes. Immature? Partly. Important? Of course. This is just the way technology turns for the modern generation. And also the cash-cow of Hollywood to make money on it.

It’s a very basic story done to death – loser and loner hero traverses a dangerous and colourful world with a dopey but engaging sidekick, meets a potential tough-talking romantic interest, avoids death at numerous times, defeats the big bad villain, proves he/she is more than he/she/the world thought and save the city/population/world.

Many kids films follow the same pattern and caters to the target audience of under 10yr olds. Adults want to enjoy these films too, of course, but at the end of the day, the kids are the target and the ones who will buy into the products, toys, games etc. ‘The Emoji Movie’ is what ‘Toy Story’ did 22 years ago, but instead of action figures and dolls, it channels smartphone games.
Emoji Movie BannerIf a child doesn’t know what Twitter, Instagram or YouTube is, then director Tony Leondis won’t tell them. They are used here in places, but never mentioned. Games are mentioned and used, yes, but never social media platforms which I think is good. Children are far more in touch with tech than we older ones want to think, and that films like this are a poison to their imagination, but they are seeing nothing they don’t already know about. My 6yr old Autistic son can navigate around YouTube for hours of safe entertainment. He doesn’t know the name, but he knows the programme we have allowed him to use. ‘The Emoji Movie’ doesn’t force anything down anyone’s throats bar a few harmless games. Who doesn’t like to waste time on a smartphone game anyway? It’s product placement, just like we have in thousands of adult and children’s films today.

As you can see, my irk in the easy backlash to this film is that it’s lazy and targeting kids for products. The story isn’t new, but it’s giving kids some dumb entertainment in an environment they sure as hell know a lot more about than us, and probably even use more. They all know what an emoji is and what smartphones and games do, so why pretend they don’t? It’s a fast, frantic and fun film that doesn’t break the mould at all and it is not perfect and does have some low points, but it’s nothing as “toxic” as people say. It’s full of vibrant colours and plenty of action on every scene to keep kids glued to the screen, and there are a good amount of pratfalls and chases to entertain them.
Emoji Movie 01Our voice talent do a good job, with plenty of enthusiasm injected into their roles – standouts for me were James Cordon (I can’t see how his character is compared to Jar Jar Binks?) and Christina Aguilera – she just has a voice that is nothing but powerful! And the inclusion of a toe-tapping dance number to ‘Wake Me Up Before You Go Go’ by Wham! is nothing sort of fun.

The plot has been done to death, and there are many characters that aren’t needed and just pop up for comedy sake or simply help market the film. Sir Patrick Stewart as Poop is harmless and will get the kids laughing – which child wouldn’t find talking poo funny – but he doesn’t add much. Same for Sofía Vergara too. Blink and you’ll miss her. With so much material, they just cram so much in. You just know there will be a sequel on the cards for the emojis left behind.

So, yes.
EmojiIt’s a VERY easy film to pick on due to the seemingly lazy source material and the sake of a film made to just make money. But, again, isn’t every film made to make money and kids films to sell toys and games and sweets? Some just present the package slicker than others. Sony Animation isn’t on par with Pixar for their emotive morals and memorable characters, but it’s doing nothing different in reaching kids and simply having some dumb fun with them. I’ve seen far worse films than this in recent years, and will see worse yet to come I’m sure.

Now – bring on the backlash!

#blessed

3 thoughts on “The Emoji Movie

  • August 28, 2017 at 2:34 pm
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    So I read your review all the way through twice, because I wanted to make sure I understand your argument for this movie.
    It seems that a summary of your argument would be, “Yes it’s a dumb, unoriginal movie that’s easy to pick apart, BUT the voice acting was good, I liked it, and it’s made for kids. Therefore, it’s not that bad.”

    Am I being accurate? Or am I not framing your argument correctly?

    • September 6, 2017 at 5:32 pm
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      Sure. But I’m pretty positive that everyone who hated the movie didn’t hate it because it wasn’t made for “Oscar glory”.

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