I was out of town for a couple weeks, but fear not fellow space travelers…I have returned to bring you The Lowedown on what I watched while I was away. Now that we are in October…I will add what I call “Fresh Meat” reviews. These are horror movies watched throughout the month…in the theater, on DVD, or even on TV.
So while I recover from my trip, let’s talk about the latest crop of movie you might…or might not want to see.
Here’s a Better Late Than Never review of “The Night Before” (R – 2015 – US)…We did not kill Jesus!!!
|The Night Before||Comedy||
Cast=8 Acting=5 Plot=6 Ending=7 Story=4
Funny=8 Chem=7 Script=6 Physical=7 ad-lib=7
Cast=8 Acting=5 Plot=5 Ending=7 Story=4Funny=4 Chem=4 Script=5 Physical=6 Ad-lib=4
Cast=5 Acting=4 Plot=3 Ending=6 Story=3Scare=3 Jump=3 F/X=5 Monster=3 Gore=6
|Transformers: The Last Knight||Sci-Fi||
Cast=8 Acting=6 Plot=5 Ending=9 Story=4CGI=9 Action=9 Pace=7 Sequel=6 Invasion=8
|Blade Runner 2049||Sci-Fi||
Cast=9 Acting=8 Plot=7 Ending=7 Story=8CGI=9 intense=7 Pace=4 Tech=7 Future=8
|House of the Witch||Horror||
Cast=3 Acting=5 Plot=4 Ending=8 Story=5Scare=4 Jump=5 F/X=6 Creep=7 Twist=7
Cast=5 Acting=7 Plot=10 Ending=7 Story=9Scare=8 Jump=7 F/X=8 Creep=9 Reboot=8