Well well, Mr. Bond…you have fallen into my most brilliant trap. Before you suffer a most gruesome and painfully complicated death, let me tell you exactly how I plan on taking over the world.
First I’m going to review some films…but I won’t score them in the traditional way, no. I’m going to torture you slowly by taking 10 aspects of each film and scoring them each on a scale of 1-10. And just when you’ve read one review, I will put another one it its place…it will seem endless!<insert evil laugh here>
I’m no evil genius…but I did stay at a Holiday Inn Express once. Here are this week’s movies:
Here’s The Lowedown on “Wonder Woman” (PG-13 – 2017 – US)…It’s about what you believe!!
Cast=9 Acting=8 Plot=10 Ending=10 Story=10
CGI=10 Action=10 Funny=7 Comic=8 Twist=7
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Cast=5 Acting=4 Plot=5 Ending=4 Story=6
Imagine=9 CGI=5 Pace=6 Fight=6 Twist=6
Cast=10 Acting=8 Plot=8 Ending=6 Story=3Suspense=8 Pace=5 Camera=7 Crime=7 Twist=4
Cast=5 Acting=8 Plot=7 Ending=6 Story=5Violence=7 Pace=7 F/X=8 Crime=7 Twist=5